I began a life-long, career-defining, genre-bending, stomach-churning recipe column in the official Techno Squid Eats Parliament fanzine, The Biscuit Quarterly. All these years later, this convention-eschewing, synapse-erasing, appetite-suppressing recipe column continues. If you are looking for a brain-hurting, regurgitant-positive recipe to betray your family’s trust, look no further than In the Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo.