I became a songwriter at 15. To date, I have written at least 125 songs, many of them good. Here is a partial list of the titles I can remember off the top of my bald head. Click on the song title for lyrics, track data, and other information. 

 

My Songs

24

321 Contact

All I Want for Christmas (Is Some More Damn Meth)

Amerijuana 

Another Ride

Apollo

At the Tip of the Style Is the Stigma

Birthday

Brave

Brett’s Phone Number 

Brian

Bring Back GKW

Can I Get a Role Model

Carnal

Cat Vomit

Coffin Dodger

Cooler Than You  

Crazy Indecision

Dark

Dawn

Dear Melynn

Dear Melynn, Pt. 2 (Or Somebody Please Nuke Arlington, Massachusetts)

Dirty Cop

Disappear

Disnee Turned Me Queer

Doing All Right Now

Don’t Ask Me

Dryer Head

Duh

Eleven Hellos

Fam

Famous Tracers

Floating on Chemicals

Frock Cop

Fun

Get Back in Your Mazda

Glamour Doll

Grandfather Clock

Head on a Pike

Hellven

Help! I’m Awesome!

He Who Has the Information Is the Leader

Hey All Right

Hey You

Hit by a Honda

Hole in My Head

Icarus

The Idea of Mary Chapman

I’d Like to Stick My Dick in Gwyneth Paltrow

I Don’t Want To Do It

If You Don’t Smoke Pot, I Don’t Trust You

I H8 the Dead

I Love the Internet

I Remember When

It’s Hard

I Went and Got Lost

Isolation

Jack of All Trades

Ka Blinka

Less for You

The Life of a Criminal

Life’s So Painful

Limping the Dream

Lonely Man

The Lost Song

Lurking

The Map

Mardi Gras

Methadone

Midnight in the Bayou

Minds

MT

My Aggressor

Neon Nighthawks

Never Want to Let You Go

No Despair

Now

Oh the Night I Come Home 

Penis Tsunami

Phrends

Picking Out a Robot (For You)

Pictures

Please Be The One

Prophets

Radio Deth Gear

Rich vs Wealthy

Rinse Labrador

Rob Zombee’s Halloween 2

Rope

The Rub

Sad

Sad Today

Said the Dead Man

Savior

Second Sight

Senator Schmee

Shaken to Rags

Shoes

Sleeping Tonight

Smash

So Far Away from Home

Something Strange

S. Palindrone

Spitzbergen

Starcrunch

Stereopticon

Strangers

Sugarcube

The Sun

Sunny with a Chance of Bullets

Sunset on the Roof

The Sun’s Holiday

Surf’s Up

Sycamores

Thank God It’s Friday

Thick

This Exit

Titties

Trip to the Beach

Vodka Crystal Ball

Walking Backwards

What My Friends Thinks About You

When Life

Wifi

Wounded Gentleman’s Hairline

You Don’t Know What We Would Do

You’re Not Listening