Players

Lead vocals, guitar – Aaron Sarlo

Backing vocals – Amy Garland Angel, Jamie Lou Connolly

Piano – Joseph Fuller

Steel pedal guitar – Alex Piazza

Bass – Jimmy Young

Drums – Randy Harsey

 

Lyrics

This is a song that my grandfather sang to my grandmother on the day that he met her

At a cockfight

Girl, you know I love you

Like the mountains love the snow

Like the camel loves its toe

Like dil loves do

And, girl, without you

I’m a dollar with no cents

A wash without a rinse

A fluffer without a mint

I want to get busy

All inside your hot, little body

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami

And, girl, if I were your teacher

I’d teach you one plus one is fun

And, girl, if I were your doctor

I’d prescribe gallons of my jism

And, girl, if I were your lawyer

I’d stick my law books in your shelf

So slide over next to me, baby

Because my dick won’t suck itself

I want to get busy

All inside your poonani 

Gimme gimme sex

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami

Girl, let me break this down

And then he leaned in close, and he said to her

Girl, I know you don’t speak any english

But I got to know do you know how much I need you

Need, need, need need, need, need you, girl

And when I say need, I mean want

And when I say you, I mean your vagina

I can’t lie to you, girl, I got them selfish genes

And they want to get into your little snuggle hamper

So bad they can taste it

In fact, they’re chewing holes in my nuts right now

Just trying to get out into you, girl

So, don’t hate, wait

Let me sing my song to you

I think you’ll know what to do

So, if you like what you see

Then how would you like a billion more of me 

That’s right, I come in liquid form

You will feel like you were riding on

A tiny salami

Small, but fully functioning

I want to get biz-ay

Inside your va-jay-jay 

That’s right, I used the Oprah term

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami

 

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Publishing Information

Music and lyrics by Aaron Lee Sarlo (BMI), © ℗ 2019 That’s A Penny You Owe Us Publishing (BMI) 

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